Roy at the start of season 1: Fuck Ted Lasso. No one waste your time on him. He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.
Roy later on: Ted is one of my best friends, whether I’m willing to admit it or not, and you’re all going to listen to him and respect him or so help me.Roy at the start of season 2: Fuck Jamie Tartt. I refuse to coach him. Everyone ignore him and pretend that he isn’t even on the team until he gives up and fucks off.
Roy later on: Jamie is one of my best friends, whether I’m willing to admit it or not, and I’m going to give him extra training and all of you had better use him on the pitch.Roy at the start of season 3: Fuck Trent Crimm. None of you better even fucking speak to him or around him.
Roy later on: Trent is one of my best friends, whether I’m willing to admit it or not, and I’m going to write the fucking foreword to his book that I read all of overnight and have fucking Diamond Dogs meetings telling him my private business because I know he won’t ever publish a word of it, even without me warning him not toI mean, I know we all love Roy and Jamie going from enemies to besties but Roy has a fucking pattern of being overdramatic and angry about someone every season and trying to drag other people into it and then eating his words later on and being like nevermind, this is one of the only people I like and I will fight you if you treat them wrong






